From the Moonshine Patriot
Sawyer: who is the disciplinarian in the family mom or dad
Jenna: Grandma Barbara that woman is pure evil
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Diane: describe yur fiancee
Jenna: he's outdoorsy he's a lumberjack and he's okay
Diane: but he's really political
Jenna: no not really he only worked with karl rove to get ahead
Diane: does he get to sleep with Not Jenna
Jenna: yes i will be traveling alot
Diane: what will you do differently from Chimpy and the Joker
Jenna: well based on their example and my whole family i think we'll just skip the whole having kids thing
Diane Sawyer: yes three generations of imbeciles is probably enough
Diane: your dad is teh most powerful man in teh hemisphere
Jenna: yes I’ve learned to read and met black people
Diane: you wrote a book
Jenna: yes its like bob marley meets a Bennetton ad
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